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06-21-2002, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' date='Jun 21 2002, 07:46 AM
06-21-2002, 02:29 PM
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This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off.
One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home with a mink coat.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!"
His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub.
The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?"
The guy replied: "I didn't want you to wet your bingo card"
One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home with a mink coat.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!"
His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub.
The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?"
The guy replied: "I didn't want you to wet your bingo card"
06-22-2002, 07:30 AM
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An Irishman, American and Briton were sitting in a bar drinking. All of them notice a fly in their beer.
The American says, "Huh, there's a fly in my beer." Fishes it out and drinks the beer.
The Briton says, "Oh god, there's a fly in my beer! Bartender get me another one! How disgusting!"
The Irishman carefully fishes the fly out, holds it by it's wings and screams "SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!"
Why did God create whisky? To keep the Irish from taking over the world.
The American says, "Huh, there's a fly in my beer." Fishes it out and drinks the beer.
The Briton says, "Oh god, there's a fly in my beer! Bartender get me another one! How disgusting!"
The Irishman carefully fishes the fly out, holds it by it's wings and screams "SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!"
Why did God create whisky? To keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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