Cheers!

**** that one is money!

Cheers!

dude the bow down icon for the pop up selector list is different then the posts.

Gen2RXSeven

I cant even begin to tell the stupid, idiotic, Plain out Moronic questions and comments I get at work. I mean, hell, I work in a Hotel in SW Florida. cant get too many people dumber than these old Geezers that come down here.



I get atleast 20 a day.

TYSON

Unionized Chrysler Minivan plant maintenance personnel.

Gen2RXSeven

True, I just get alot of people that ask where the closest restaurant is, tell them go out our driveway, and go right in theirs. then they ask, is it walking distance? I mean come on. if its right out our driveway. no you have to drive.

TYSON

Now picture them making $30 per hour to do that.

G2G

Dane Cook quote: "so I'm working the drive through at Burger King and I take this lady's order, and I say Mam that'll be 3.75 please drive around. Then there was this long pause and she was like Where do I go? I'm like where do you go? You follow the one ****** road you're on to me. Okay here's what you're gonna do, you're gonna drive about 5 and a half miles south east, you'll see a texaco station, take a right, you'll see a man there in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, and he'll take you to the whopper layer. and you got ten mintues to get there, or WE TAKE YOUR FOOD!" In seriousness though, I work at Embassy Suites as a Waiter, Suite Service, and Comp Bartender. New Years eve this year, I was working Suite Service. The hotel was packed and every time I walked up to make a delivery people were offering me beer and liquor etc. So I get a call about 9:45 and this lady is screaming into the phone, yeah I need 4 half and halfs. Okay mam is there anything else I can get for you? Yeah it's like 84 degrees in here and our ac isn't working can you call a maintence man to come fix it. Yes mam I'll bring someone from our engineering department up with me when I come. Okay well I promise if you're here within 15 minutes you'll get one hellacious tip, and that maintence man will leave a happy man. OKay mam I'll be up in ten minutes. So I page for a someone from engineering to meet me at the elevator. I see David walking up, one of our maintence men. David: yeah what the **** do you want? Me: I've got a lady on the 7th floor and her ac is out. David: Tell her to open her ******* window. Me: come on david just fix it. David: I'm serious ac on the entire 7th floor is out, just open her window. Me: fine. So I go up there explain it to the ten people in the room, who were all extremely hammered. I get a whoping two dollar tip, and I open the window for them. Then the lady who called down, says, if you can get the guy to fix it withing 15 minutes, I'll give you a blow job right now. Me: I'm sorry mam we have all of our engineering department working on it, it will be working as soon as we can get it. I hope you guys enjoy the rest of your evening, and I hope you will join us downstairs for the festivities. Damn that job and me not being able to get free head from a hot MILF.



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rexguy

Ok, well I work (or rather WORKED at, since they closed all the stores) gateway in one of their country stores. I would get some of the best idiots in there every day. First off, its the only place in the world I've seen people walk into a store and imediatly stop and look lost. Not kidding, they would get 3 feet in the door and just stop, and sometimes not move until you said something to them. Also our service center was just inside the door and to your left, through another door. we had people carry computers all the way into the store about 10 times a day, even AFTER we put up huge red signs with arrows saying SERVICE CENTER. The best question I always got though was " do you guys sell computers here?" No, no, what are you on crack, why would a computer company sell computers at their stores? But the best one of all, when they decided to close the stores, we put up big signs on the doors saying we are closing, and EVERYONE would stop, read the sign, walk inside and the first they would say to me is "so you guys closing the store?" nope, april fools, we just decided to clearance out every ******* thing in the store for the hell of it.

Eyxom

God I still can't believe someone asked me for a mailbox at Circuit City...