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Old 12-18-2002, 06:26 AM
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A dad walked into a market with his young son. The boy was holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy started choking, turning blue in the face. The dad realized his son had swallowed the quarter and started panicking, shouting for help. A well-dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit was sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looked up, put her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folded her newspaper and placed it on the counter. Then she got up from her seat and made her way, unhurriedly, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman pulled his pants down, carefully took hold of his *********, and started to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulsed violently and coughed up the quarter, which the woman deftly caught in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman handed the coin to the father and walked back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he was sure that his son had suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushed over to the woman and started thanking her profusely, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic.Are you a doctor?"



"No", she said, "Divorce attorney".
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Old 12-18-2002, 07:45 AM
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