banzaitoyota

Guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a

friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize

him?"



"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment" So, the

midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or

female horse. "A female horth." said the midget. So the farmer shows him

aprized filly. "Nith lookin horth.



Can I thee her eyeth"? said the midget. So the farmer picks up the midget

and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, said the midget,

can I thee her earzth"?



So the farmer picks the little fella up again, and shows him the

horse's ears "Nith earzth, said the little guy, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he

picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.



"Nice mouf, can I see her ****"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher

grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the

horse's ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up,

sputtering and coughing.



"Perhapth I should rephrase that, can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

banzaitoyota

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Man gets finger stuck in pay phone for more than three hours



Web posted Tuesday, November 18, 2003

| Associated Press

EAST ST. LOUIS, Ill. -- A man and a pay phone were rushed to a hospital after he got his finger stuck in the coin return slot while trying to retrieve his 50 cents.



Emergency room doctors gave Emanuel Fleming a painkiller Monday and pried his middle finger loose using a wooden device and lubricant, ending the three-hour ordeal.



"The bone in my finger felt like it was going to break. My finger was numb. It was very painful," said Fleming, an elementary school janitor.



Fleming had tried to call his wife, but the line was busy. Two passers-by tried to help. When they failed to free him, Fleming used his other hand to dial 911.



Emergency crews and a representative of the company that owns the phone were sent to the scene. But they were also unable to free Fleming.



The phone was near a busy bus stop.



"People on the bus who know me were laughing at me," Fleming said.



With few options left, ambulance crew members cut the telephone off at the base and took it and Fleming to St. Mary's Hospital.



"I've been in this business more than 30 years and I've seen a lot of weird things, but never anyone trapped in a telephone," said Herb Simmons, manager of the ambulance company.

treceb

lol. i like the fake name u gave the hospital justin...

Jims5543

Can I see her ****!!!!

treceb

although that joke was funny, it would have been funnier if whoever wrote had kept the speech impediments throughtout the whole joke.



"Nith eyeth, said the midget, can I thee her earzth"?



"Nice mouf, can I see her ****"?



ok so once again i have nothing to do at work.....

defprun

LOL!! You work hard treceb! You da mang!

Jims5543

Where do you work and what are you supposed to be doing besides posting on here?

treceb

stalking you...hehe



um as covered in another thread i work with drugs. actually with the equipment that make the drugs.

UniqueTII

That guy must have huge fingers.

j9fd3s

remeber back in the days of yore when you could dail a number and that phone would ring? someone did that and then put superglue on the phone, and so my brother goes to pick up the ringing phone and its instantly glued to his hand. the fire dept had to cut the cord for the handset....