1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?

A licker cabinet.



2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?

A Klondyke.



3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge.



4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.



5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?

A Lickalotapuss.



6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.



7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well Hung.



8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?

She was found face down in Ricki Lake.



9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table doesn't have *****.



10. What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-a-likes.



11. What's the definition of confusion?

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.



12. What's the difference between a Ritz crar and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

 

Useless with out pics!

 

I tried, but my wife wont let my take pics (or join in) with her sister and "friend"

 

but how many does it take to screw in a lightblub?