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Useless with out pics!
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Originally Posted by l8t apex' post='785630' date='Dec 12 2005, 09:22 AM
Useless with out pics! I tried, but my wife wont let my take pics (or join in) with her sister and "friend" |
but how many does it take to screw in a lightblub?
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