venomrx7

A mexican, texan, and russian walk into a bar, sit down by each other and order drinks. The russian orders a bottle of vodka, the texan a bottle of jack, and the mexican a bottle of tiquila. The russian takes a few sips, then says "**** this, we have plenty of vodka in Russia" then throws the bottle up in the air and shoots it. The Mexican says "**** this too, we have plenty of tequila in mexico" then throws the bottle up and shoots it. The Texan says "**** this too" then throws the bottle up in the air, shoots the mexican, catches the jack, takes a swig and says "We have plenty of mexicans in Texas"

venomrx7

Cinderella was planning on going out on a date when her period hit. bad. She went to her fairy god mother and asked her to do something about it. The fairy god mother gave her a magic tampon that would never leak a drop. The only rule was, have it out by midnight or it turns into a pumpkin. Cinderella went on her date, and fairy god mother noticed the clock pass 12 and got a little worried, time still passed, and cinderella finally got back at about 4 in the morning with a big smile on her face. Fairy god mother said "What happened to you to make such a big smile" Cinderella said, "The pumpkin thing kinda hurt at first, but then I met this incredible man named Peter Peter Pumkin Eater"

banzaitoyota

whats a pumpkin think?

venomrx7

sorry, change the k to a g. pumpkin thing.

Sinful7

HAHA, YOU MESSED UP A JOKE THAT WAS WRITTEN DOWN.. LMAO

venomrx7

Um, no. I made a typo... wow.

Sinful7

HAHAHAHAHA YOU MADE A TYPO