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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='833989' date='Aug 23 2006, 08:40 PM

go there just wearing a collared shirt, no pants



or a collared shirt, shorts, and sandals.



wear face paint also- I bet they dont mention face paint.


Or those glasses with the big plastic nose.



I got called one time in washington, at that time i wanted to go i was 19 and thought it would be cool, however i had moved about 50 miles away from the county so i just told them i no longer lived there.



Now its just an inconvenience.
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 07:51 PM
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wear chop suey glasses



Old Aug 23, 2006 | 07:52 PM
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no one in their right mind would pick me for a jury, i'll pick the opposing side just to argue with the jurrors.
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 08:04 PM
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just start to ********** when the judge comes in
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='833995' date='Aug 23 2006, 09:04 PM

just start to ********** when the judge comes in


Then i could be all, wait, wait almost finished, oh yea that;s it that's the spot.
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 08:26 PM
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when they say ALL RISE FOR THE JUDGE stand up with your pants down- make sure you have a collared shirt
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='833989' date='Aug 23 2006, 08:40 PM

or a collared shirt, shorts, and sandals.
Whats wrong with that? Its what i wear almost everyday...
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 08:44 PM
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cause your not supposed to wear that to COURT!
Old Aug 24, 2006 | 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by phinsup' post='833994' date='Aug 23 2006, 05:52 PM

no one in their right mind would pick me for a jury, i'll pick the opposing side just to argue with the jurrors.


no you wouldnt
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