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03-19-2005, 10:36 AM

Ry89FC3S

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wtf, i hate this ****, now i have to go, god damn it, what other ways are there to get out of this anyone know a good one? i really dont wanna do this crap

03-19-2005, 10:39 AM

defprun

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youve been having a bad week.

03-19-2005, 12:50 PM

j9fd3s

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ralph says its fun, but thats partly cause he gets out of work

03-19-2005, 12:58 PM

Seppuku

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Just.act.crazy.and.get.out.of.it

03-19-2005, 01:58 PM

Jedi

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The one time I was summoned I just told them I couldnt afford to do it. They only paid like $10 a day and would have been seriously squashing my pocket since my employer wouldnt match my pay.

Anyways they let me out of it.

03-19-2005, 02:26 PM

GreyGT-C

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just act like you're happy to be there and a lil spastic and ask if you can send people to the electric chair this time , cause the ****** appealed last time and they let the ****** live. Ask if you can meet Judge wapner also.

03-19-2005, 03:37 PM

ambassador_josh

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just look the judge in the eye and say

"why yes i'm impartial, but I know a guilty person when I see one."

they'll let you out of it in a heartbeat

03-19-2005, 04:50 PM

89 Rag

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When they ask you questions during selection, use racial slurs when refering to races of ppl, curse, and spit sunflower seeds on the floor

03-19-2005, 04:53 PM

Srce

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When you go, it doesn't mean you're gonna get selected. Go, and if you still decide you wanna back out, wiseass yourself out of it when the selection process starts.

There are cases which are quite cool though, if this is one of them, you might wanna participate. LOL