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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 04:20 PM
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**** yea I am gonna convict me some criminals and ****. Oh and get 17 bucks a day so i'm ******* rich!
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 04:48 PM
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You're way too white, too wealthy, and too educated to be a juror. They'll kick you off. The law guarantees a "jury of the accused's peers." How many crack-smokin', liquor store robbin' high-school dropouts do you know?
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 04:58 PM
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is that a trick question?
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 05:28 PM
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they didnt have any cases the time I got picked
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='833968' date='Aug 23 2006, 06:28 PM

they didnt have any cases the time I got picked


Here you dont get released until you've been called to a jury, if you get dismissed then u go home.
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 07:01 PM
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do what I do, tell them you are a convicted felon
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='833976' date='Aug 23 2006, 08:01 PM

do what I do, tell them you are a convicted felon


lmao!



I had jury duty 3 weeks ago. that **** sucks. and lawyers are just actors. better than the ******* on tv and movies.
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 07:36 PM
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go there wearing shorts and sandals
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='833986' date='Aug 23 2006, 08:36 PM

go there wearing shorts and sandals


They tell you have to wear a collared shirt or some ****, which is gonna suck cause well all i own is shorts and t-shirts
Old Aug 23, 2006 | 07:40 PM
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go there just wearing a collared shirt, no pants



or a collared shirt, shorts, and sandals.



wear face paint also- I bet they dont mention face paint.



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