I got jury duty!
08-23-2006, 04:48 PM
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You're way too white, too wealthy, and too educated to be a juror. They'll kick you off. The law guarantees a "jury of the accused's peers." How many crack-smokin', liquor store robbin' high-school dropouts do you know?
08-23-2006, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='833968' date='Aug 23 2006, 06:28 PM
they didnt have any cases the time I got picked
Here you dont get released until you've been called to a jury, if you get dismissed then u go home.
08-23-2006, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='833976' date='Aug 23 2006, 08:01 PM
do what I do, tell them you are a convicted felon
lmao!
I had jury duty 3 weeks ago. that **** sucks. and lawyers are just actors. better than the ******* on tv and movies.
08-23-2006, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='833986' date='Aug 23 2006, 08:36 PM
go there wearing shorts and sandals
They tell you have to wear a collared shirt or some ****, which is gonna suck cause well all i own is shorts and t-shirts