**** yea I am gonna convict me some criminals and ****. Oh and get 17 bucks a day so i'm ******* rich!

You're way too white, too wealthy, and too educated to be a juror. They'll kick you off. The law guarantees a "jury of the accused's peers." How many crack-smokin', liquor store robbin' high-school dropouts do you know?

is that a trick question?

they didnt have any cases the time I got picked

Here you dont get released until you've been called to a jury, if you get dismissed then u go home.

do what I do, tell them you are a convicted felon

lmao!



I had jury duty 3 weeks ago. that **** sucks. and lawyers are just actors. better than the fuckers on tv and movies.

go there wearing shorts and sandals

They tell you have to wear a collared shirt or some ****, which is gonna suck cause well all i own is shorts and t-shirts

go there just wearing a collared shirt, no pants



or a collared shirt, shorts, and sandals.



wear face paint also- I bet they dont mention face paint.