Srt-4
01-03-2004, 01:38 AM
#1
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Port St. Lucie, FL
Posts: 638
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Ok so I'm hanging out with my friends Thursday night at a local car show/ricer get together, breaking necks because myself and another guy are the only people with FD's within nearly 40 miles.
Anyways, we all end up at a park on the side of a small highway, and this goofy lookin kid walks up to me and asks "Hey you want to run my SRT-4." I told him "No thanks I don't feel like wasting gas on your Neon." Then homeboy continues in talking about how he held with a C5 and blah blah blah... Anyways, then when I persist at not wanting to race, he starts, continually ranting to me about how "I'm scared to race his sedan" so I checked out his motor. After telling him to watch his cocky *** mouth, we line it up.
3 honks, 2 honks, 1 and we dip.
I'm still in first gear at 9,000 RPM's when he's nearly out of second. I pull, pull, pull... and continue pulling even though I spun nearly all of second gear. After the race I told him he can take his SRT-4 badge and stick it up his *** and never talk to me again.
It's amazing the **** that flows from children's mouths when they have a stock neon motor with a bolt-on kit and an unplugged wastegate.
Don't get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for those cars... But not when the driver is an *** hole. Hopefully I taught him a lesson.
Anyways, 4-0 for the Rex.
Ok so I'm hanging out with my friends Thursday night at a local car show/ricer get together, breaking necks because myself and another guy are the only people with FD's within nearly 40 miles.
Anyways, we all end up at a park on the side of a small highway, and this goofy lookin kid walks up to me and asks "Hey you want to run my SRT-4." I told him "No thanks I don't feel like wasting gas on your Neon." Then homeboy continues in talking about how he held with a C5 and blah blah blah... Anyways, then when I persist at not wanting to race, he starts, continually ranting to me about how "I'm scared to race his sedan" so I checked out his motor. After telling him to watch his cocky *** mouth, we line it up.
3 honks, 2 honks, 1 and we dip.
I'm still in first gear at 9,000 RPM's when he's nearly out of second. I pull, pull, pull... and continue pulling even though I spun nearly all of second gear. After the race I told him he can take his SRT-4 badge and stick it up his *** and never talk to me again.
It's amazing the **** that flows from children's mouths when they have a stock neon motor with a bolt-on kit and an unplugged wastegate.
Don't get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for those cars... But not when the driver is an *** hole. Hopefully I taught him a lesson.
Anyways, 4-0 for the Rex.
01-03-2004, 03:13 AM
#5
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Dallas/ Ft Worth
Posts: 236
Good Kill man.. I've noticed the good majority of people driving SRT-4s act like their car is god because it'll run with a WRX... my good friend has one and he's displaying those tendencies.. I can't wait to get a Rotary powered anything and show him up
