Well, I was driving home from school with martin's car last week. I was curising on rt. 22 and then i saw this bird. he was flying by, but i didn't think of it. Then he hauled ***. I was like **** that, and i dump it to third, when i was gaining the damn *** hole cut me off. Well, the dumb bird hit it's breaks and ******* pearched on the road and unfortunately he became part of the road and my first kill.

 

Dude, what is wrong with you?

 

i think it's between three things; being bored at school, want a tad higher post count and i guess i took the "kill" too literally