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Old 02-28-2003, 04:38 PM
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if your mom doesnt take the marlboro from her lips when talking to the State Troopers


your mother doesn't bother to take the Marlboro from her lips when she tells the State Trooper

to "Kiss my ***!"



I think that paints a better mental picture.
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Old 02-28-2003, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:32 PM
you have more cars that teeth



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count the amount of cars you have then count the amount of teeth you have... I bet you're pretty close!



your I/C tubing connectors are made out of duct tape
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Old 02-28-2003, 11:22 PM
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you use a t-shirt as an airfilter
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Old 03-01-2003, 09:11 AM
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if you have ever been on cops.
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Old 03-01-2003, 09:13 AM
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if your 11yr old sister has to tell yer daddy to get off of her after sex because he is crushing her cigarettes.....
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Old 03-01-2003, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by WHIZ' date='Feb 28 2003, 05:37 PM
your house has more useable tires then the three cars sitting in your yard........... together
HEY!!!!!!!!! Quit making fun of me!
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Old 03-01-2003, 12:03 PM
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...if you have never been out of the county



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Old 03-01-2003, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Mar 1 2003, 07:43 AM
HEY!!!!!!!!! Quit making fun of me!
....if you drive around in pickup trucks late at night mooning people



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Old 03-01-2003, 03:50 PM
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youve had sex on a satelite dish
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Old 03-01-2003, 07:58 PM
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if you ever had your best hunting dog stuffed



if your mother and your gf are the same person



if your dad tells you to clean your room cause he needs the empty beer cans in your room for $ to get a 12 pack
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