You Might Be A Redneck If.....
Junior Member
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 24
if your mom doesnt take the marlboro from her lips when talking to the State Troopers
your mother doesn't bother to take the Marlboro from her lips when she tells the State Trooper
to "Kiss my ***!"
I think that paints a better mental picture.
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 911
From: Minnesota
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:32 PM
you have more cars that teeth
mike
mike
your I/C tubing connectors are made out of duct tape
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 353
From: Ft Myers
if you ever had your best hunting dog stuffed
if your mother and your gf are the same person
if your dad tells you to clean your room cause he needs the empty beer cans in your room for $ to get a 12 pack
if your mother and your gf are the same person
if your dad tells you to clean your room cause he needs the empty beer cans in your room for $ to get a 12 pack