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Old 02-28-2003, 01:30 PM
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your belt used to be your shoelace.



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you have appliances in the yard
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You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.
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You and your dog use the same tree.
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you mow your lawn and find a car...or two
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instructions to your house include "turn off the paved road..."
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you think your mullet is cool
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You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
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The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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