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mike

your belt used to be your shoelace.



kevin.

you have appliances in the yard

You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.

You and your dog use the same tree.

you mow your lawn and find a car...or two

instructions to your house include "turn off the paved road..."

you think your mullet is cool

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.