(true story)



you have deer parts, particularly lower legs, laying around the yard for dogs to play with

you left your shotgun in the truck!



mike

you take your kid to school because you're in the same grade

your neck is red

haha thats a good one!



mike

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

They just raised the drinking age in your state to 32 on account of they wanted to keep alcohol out of the schools.

The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.

You've painted a car with house paint.

You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

Your child's first words were "Attention K-Mart shoppers!"



lol im done now https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png



kevin.

hey my dogs eat the small/spike antlers from the deer we shoot...i ain't no damn dem ner one of dem neckreds.

hey my dogs eat the small/spike antlers from the deer we shoot...i ain't no damn dem ner one of dem neckreds. [/quote]

my wife and I go to this nice house out of town for a baby shower, and on our way out, we see all these deer legs laying around in the well-manicured lawn



later I met the father of the house...major redneck

hey my dogs eat the small/spike antlers from the deer we shoot...i ain't no damn dem ner one of dem neckreds. [/quote]

my wife and I go to this nice house out of town for a baby shower, and on our way out, we see all these deer legs laying around in the well-manicured lawn



later I met the father of the house...major redneck [/quote]

LMFAO



kevin.

your neighbors refer to the doublewide on the sandmound as: The mansion on the hill