fill in the blanks.....



mike

your belt used to be your shoelace.



kevin.

you have appliances in the yard

You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.

You and your dog use the same tree.

you mow your lawn and find a car...or two

instructions to your house include "turn off the paved road..."

you think your mullet is cool

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

(true story)



you have deer parts, particularly lower legs, laying around the yard for dogs to play with

you left your shotgun in the truck!



mike

you take your kid to school because you're in the same grade

your neck is red

haha thats a good one!



mike

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

They just raised the drinking age in your state to 32 on account of they wanted to keep alcohol out of the schools.

The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.

You've painted a car with house paint.

You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

Your child's first words were "Attention K-Mart shoppers!"



lol im done now https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png



kevin.

hey my dogs eat the small/spike antlers from the deer we shoot...i ain't no damn dem ner one of dem neckreds.

hey my dogs eat the small/spike antlers from the deer we shoot...i ain't no damn dem ner one of dem neckreds. [/quote]

my wife and I go to this nice house out of town for a baby shower, and on our way out, we see all these deer legs laying around in the well-manicured lawn



later I met the father of the house...major redneck

hey my dogs eat the small/spike antlers from the deer we shoot...i ain't no damn dem ner one of dem neckreds. [/quote]

my wife and I go to this nice house out of town for a baby shower, and on our way out, we see all these deer legs laying around in the well-manicured lawn



later I met the father of the house...major redneck [/quote]

LMFAO



kevin.

your neighbors refer to the doublewide on the sandmound as: The mansion on the hill

your house still has the "oversize load" banner hanging on it from that time you moved.



kevin.

Bill gates new BUI:

might be a redneck if you made a beer flamethrower:

http://erikfoto.com/redneck.jpeg

or if your "business at home" is centered on the front lawn:

http://www.gacff.com/forum/userimages/redneck(1).jpg

you refer to everyone you know as "my cousin"

lol the best ones:

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/du...e_outhouse.jpg

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/re...nd%20chime.jpg

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/rejects94.jpg

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/Re...ecorations.jpg

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/HolyShit_101.jpg



lol time for breakfast (it's 3pm, lol) so ill be back later



kevin.

you have ever said, "let's go to the good Denny's"

your pickup hasd a rag as a gas cap

you have more cars that teeth



mike

1. if your porch collapses and more then 2 dogs are killed.

2. your belt buckel cost more then your wedding ring

3. you go to the family reunion to meet women

4. at christmas time you stand under the mistle toe waiting for granny and cousin sue ellen to come by

5. someone asks for your ID and you point at your belt buckel



You've been married three times

and still have the same in-laws



You think TACO BELL is

the Mexican Phone Company



Your state's got a new law that says when a couple

get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister



You got stopped by a state trooper.

He asked you if you had an I.D.

And you said, 'Bout What?'



what nascar stands for

Non

Athletic

Sport

Created

Around

Rednecks



You think Genitalia is an Italian airline



You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs



Your sister is the third generation

of women in your family to conceive

a baby as a result of an alien abduction



If you can burp

and say your name at the same time,

you're shur'nuff a redneck



You think Possum is

"The Other White Meat"



You think Sherlock Holmes is a

housing project down in Biloxi.



You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.



You hooked up with your present girlfriend

as a result of a message on the wall of

the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.



The centerpiece on your dining room table

is an original signed work

by a famous taxidermist.



You think a quarter horse is

a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.



You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.



Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.



You think safe sex is a padded headboard



Taking your wife on a cruise

means circling the Dairy Queen.



You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida



You think the last words to

The Star Spangled Banner are

"Gentlemen, start your engines."



You believe dual air bags refer

to your wife and mother-in-law.



You've got more than

one brother named 'Darryl'.



You think the OJ Trial was a

Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.



You were acquitted for murdering

your first wife after she threw

out your Elvis 8-tracks.



Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.

But she can't touch it until she's fourteen. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png



Your kids take a siphon hose

to "Show and Tell."



thats all for now if you want more i have them

You have more cars than socks. And by that definition, i might be a redneck.

i was using that same page for most of mine.



kevin.

Your tractor payment is more than your car payment...Hey wait a minute..My tractor payment is more than my truck payment

Your dog farts and you take the credit . . .



J

you might be a redneck if when your done ******* a 13 year old girl when you are done you turn her over and pretend she is a 13 year old boy.

if your mom doesnt take the marlboro from her lips when talking to the State Troopers



if you have an engine hanging from a tree in any part of your yard



if you thought "Old Yeller" was a movie about Grampa's tooth



Leo

ur driving down the road and u see a sign that says "crack kills" and it reminds u to pull ur pants up

LMFAO https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

Larry the cable guy is a redneck style comedian.. pretty funny.. download some of his stuff if you get a chance..

your house has more useable tires then the three cars sitting in your yard........... together