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Old 05-12-2004, 01:13 PM
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not clever just my smart *** remarks



"That is about as much fun as an *** full of poison ivy.



"Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff."
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Old 05-12-2004, 01:14 PM
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Mediocrity: it takes a lot less time, and most people wont notice the difference until its too late.



It may be your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.



Never take life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway.
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Old 05-12-2004, 01:19 PM
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It doesn't matter if you win by an inch, or a mile winnings winning.



Too soon junior



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SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family
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Old 05-12-2004, 01:29 PM
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Work smarter, not harder.
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Old 05-12-2004, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by CGeek2k' date='May 12 2004, 02:14 PM
It may be your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
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Old 05-12-2004, 01:42 PM
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You're a pretty fart smeller! (most people mistake it for smart feller, so you get an insult and a compliment rolled into one)
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Old 05-12-2004, 02:29 PM
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The best part of you rolled off your moms left *** cheek!
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Old 05-12-2004, 03:13 PM
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i ate the sandbox!
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Old 05-12-2004, 03:14 PM
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I dont flirt with disaster, I take it home and bend it over the couch.
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Old 05-12-2004, 03:40 PM
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Turn around and bend over I can't hear you clearly



Procrastinate...never mind I'll tell you later



Telepathy is never having to say. . .



This Door Is Alarmed - Who startled it?



Did you hear about the crazy nun who went around hitting indians with her head? Yeah Nun butt the brave.
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