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Old 05-12-2004, 08:46 AM
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Hmmmm..... Maybe a V-8 will fit in that??



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Old 05-12-2004, 09:22 AM
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V-8's SUCK
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Old 05-12-2004, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Seraphx7' date='May 12 2004, 08:29 AM
its dont ASSUME cus you make an *** out of U and ME
yeah, but I thought the other was was witty, when sam L jackson said it in "long kiss goodnight"



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its the one that says bad *** **********er!
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Old 05-12-2004, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='May 12 2004, 05:46 AM
Hmmmm..... Maybe a V-8 will fit in that??



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A funeral.
people on the mercedes forum try to swap in v8's i guess its been like 5years and they are still waiting for one to be finished....
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='May 12 2004, 11:39 AM
people on the mercedes forum try to swap in v8's i guess its been like 5years and they are still waiting for one to be finished....
so, you have this latent obsession for tutaunic appliances?
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='May 12 2004, 08:46 AM
so, you have this latent obsession for tutaunic appliances?
yes! no smog!
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On the little calendar in work today it said "A closed mouth gathers no feet" which I thought was good - reminds me of this one: "If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"



Also: "If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation"



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I came up with this one, while my brother was trying to hide the fact that he dealt drugs: You're never as smart as you think you are, and everyone else is never as dumb as you think they are.
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