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banzaitoyota 05-11-2004 03:55 PM

I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandpa did. Not screaming and terrified like the pasengers in his car!

drunkin_idiot 05-11-2004 04:01 PM

Little birdy in the sky, dropped some white wash in my eye, Im not sad, I wont cry, Im just glad cows dont fly.

94touring 05-11-2004 04:30 PM

You get a car - the enthusiasm of the new project is narcotic - start working on it - seek guidance and reinforcement - join the club - go to all the meetings - volunteer - organize - work your tail off - then your car becomes less a project and more of an appliance - you start perceiving less reinforcement for all your club work - you start missing meetings - you begin to look at club activities as contrivances rather than the fun they once thought they were - you have learned most of what you need to know about your car - you realize that friendships based on owning the same thing are pretty hollow, but there are a few people you've met along the way that you like and respect and want to stay in touch with - you get the idea.

Eyxom 05-11-2004 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='May 11 2004, 12:55 PM
I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandpa did. Not screaming and terrified like the pasengers in his car!

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ColinRX7 05-11-2004 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by 94touring' date='May 11 2004, 01:30 PM
You get a car - the enthusiasm of the new project is narcotic - start working on it - seek guidance and reinforcement - join the club - go to all the meetings - volunteer - organize - work your tail off - then your car becomes less a project and more of an appliance - you start perceiving less reinforcement for all your club work - you start missing meetings - you begin to look at club activities as contrivances rather than the fun they once thought they were - you have learned most of what you need to know about your car - you realize that friendships based on owning the same thing are pretty hollow, but there are a few people you've met along the way that you like and respect and want to stay in touch with - you get the idea.

I think you forgot the wit? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

FiKsE l2X SeVeN Jr 05-11-2004 07:19 PM

They say tht hell is hot, but is it humd? Because I can take the heat; it's the humidity i can't stand

FiKsE l2X SeVeN Jr 05-11-2004 07:24 PM

[QUOTE]"I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandpa did. Not screaming and terrified like the pasengers in his car!"[QUOTE]



[QUOTE]"Little birdy in the sky, dropped some white wash in my eye, Im not sad, I wont cry, Im just glad cows dont fly."[QUOTE]





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Rob x-7 05-11-2004 07:28 PM


Originally Posted by ColinRX7' date='May 11 2004, 08:07 PM

colon always says how people forget the humor, the wit, etc...



yet he never offers any of his own https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

rotarychainsaw 05-11-2004 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='May 11 2004, 07:28 PM
colon always says how people forget the humor, the wit, etc...



yet he never offers any of his own https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

OH SNAP!!!!

ColinRX7 05-11-2004 07:37 PM

I have a HAIKU!



Witty remarks scarce

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