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Old 05-11-2004, 03:55 PM
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I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandpa did. Not screaming and terrified like the pasengers in his car!
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Little birdy in the sky, dropped some white wash in my eye, Im not sad, I wont cry, Im just glad cows dont fly.
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You get a car - the enthusiasm of the new project is narcotic - start working on it - seek guidance and reinforcement - join the club - go to all the meetings - volunteer - organize - work your tail off - then your car becomes less a project and more of an appliance - you start perceiving less reinforcement for all your club work - you start missing meetings - you begin to look at club activities as contrivances rather than the fun they once thought they were - you have learned most of what you need to know about your car - you realize that friendships based on owning the same thing are pretty hollow, but there are a few people you've met along the way that you like and respect and want to stay in touch with - you get the idea.
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='May 11 2004, 12:55 PM
I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandpa did. Not screaming and terrified like the pasengers in his car!
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Originally Posted by 94touring' date='May 11 2004, 01:30 PM
You get a car - the enthusiasm of the new project is narcotic - start working on it - seek guidance and reinforcement - join the club - go to all the meetings - volunteer - organize - work your tail off - then your car becomes less a project and more of an appliance - you start perceiving less reinforcement for all your club work - you start missing meetings - you begin to look at club activities as contrivances rather than the fun they once thought they were - you have learned most of what you need to know about your car - you realize that friendships based on owning the same thing are pretty hollow, but there are a few people you've met along the way that you like and respect and want to stay in touch with - you get the idea.
I think you forgot the wit?
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They say tht hell is hot, but is it humd? Because I can take the heat; it's the humidity i can't stand
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[QUOTE]"I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandpa did. Not screaming and terrified like the pasengers in his car!"[QUOTE]



[QUOTE]"Little birdy in the sky, dropped some white wash in my eye, Im not sad, I wont cry, Im just glad cows dont fly."[QUOTE]





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Originally Posted by ColinRX7' date='May 11 2004, 08:07 PM
I think you forgot the wit?
colon always says how people forget the humor, the wit, etc...



yet he never offers any of his own
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='May 11 2004, 07:28 PM
colon always says how people forget the humor, the wit, etc...



yet he never offers any of his own
OH SNAP!!!!
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I have a HAIKU!



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