I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandpa did. Not screaming and terrified like the pasengers in his car!

 

Little birdy in the sky, dropped some white wash in my eye, Im not sad, I wont cry, Im just glad cows dont fly.

 

You get a car - the enthusiasm of the new project is narcotic - start working on it - seek guidance and reinforcement - join the club - go to all the meetings - volunteer - organize - work your tail off - then your car becomes less a project and more of an appliance - you start perceiving less reinforcement for all your club work - you start missing meetings - you begin to look at club activities as contrivances rather than the fun they once thought they were - you have learned most of what you need to know about your car - you realize that friendships based on owning the same thing are pretty hollow, but there are a few people you've met along the way that you like and respect and want to stay in touch with - you get the idea.

 

 

I think you forgot the wit?

 

They say tht hell is hot, but is it humd? Because I can take the heat; it's the humidity i can't stand

 

[QUOTE]"I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandpa did. Not screaming and terrified like the pasengers in his car!"[QUOTE]



[QUOTE]"Little birdy in the sky, dropped some white wash in my eye, Im not sad, I wont cry, Im just glad cows dont fly."[QUOTE]

 

colon always says how people forget the humor, the wit, etc...



yet he never offers any of his own

 

OH SNAP!!!!

 

I have a HAIKU!



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