I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandpa did. Not screaming and terrified like the pasengers in his car!

Little birdy in the sky, dropped some white wash in my eye, Im not sad, I wont cry, Im just glad cows dont fly.

You get a car - the enthusiasm of the new project is narcotic - start working on it - seek guidance and reinforcement - join the club - go to all the meetings - volunteer - organize - work your tail off - then your car becomes less a project and more of an appliance - you start perceiving less reinforcement for all your club work - you start missing meetings - you begin to look at club activities as contrivances rather than the fun they once thought they were - you have learned most of what you need to know about your car - you realize that friendships based on owning the same thing are pretty hollow, but there are a few people you've met along the way that you like and respect and want to stay in touch with - you get the idea.

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They say tht hell is hot, but is it humd? Because I can take the heat; it's the humidity i can't stand

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[QUOTE]"Little birdy in the sky, dropped some white wash in my eye, Im not sad, I wont cry, Im just glad cows dont fly."[QUOTE]





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colon always says how people forget the humor, the wit, etc...



yet he never offers any of his own https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

OH SNAP!!!!

I have a HAIKU!



Witty remarks scarce

From Rob's fast reply window

Funnies are flagrant



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"Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself."

your still not funny, silly canadian boy

Procrastination: because hard work and determination pay off in the end, but lazyness pays off now.

perfection cannot be defined, because it defines itself, and in turn defines you

how now brown cow?

Don't worry guys.. He's just being funny.

if it was a aim convo, you would think it was funny

confucious say



Man who stand on toilet high on pot.



Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.



Man who run behind car get exhausted.



Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.



Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.



Man who put **** in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts.



Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.



Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.



Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick.



Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.



Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter



Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.



Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.



Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...



War do not determine who right, war determine who left.



Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok



Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.



Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.



Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.



Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.



He who farts in church sits in own pew.



He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.



He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.



Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.



Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.



He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw.



Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.



Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.



If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.



Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.



Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit.



Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff ****.



No difference between man and mouse - both end in *****.



Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

"if you can't duct-it.....****-it" !!!

Robx7: i dont even have aim

Robx7: so conversations arent funny

Robx7: got it?

I have aim fool

Oh whoops. I don't know your SN.

your retaaaded



you must not pay attention to the board very much, there are links

to people's aim and what not

I tried them and they don't work. Plus AIM isn't intergrated cause I'm using miranda.



Relax, man. I'll buy you a beer at rotorfest... Unless your too cool to let me buy you a beer..



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I am relaxed, why does everyone think I am grouchy?

cause oscar, you are a grouch!

But youre not old enough to buy beer in america...

I love my job, it's the work that sucks..



If there is nothing to fear but fear itself, then fear must be DAMN SCARY!



So let's go back to my house for pizza and sex...What you don't like pizza!?

When you make an assumption, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "umption."

its dont ASSUME cus you make an ASS out of U and ME

Hmmmm..... Maybe a V-8 will fit in that??



Usually followed by:



"Hey!! Watch this!!"



Usually followed by:



A funeral.

V-8's SUCK

yeah, but I thought the other was was witty, when sam L jackson said it in "long kiss goodnight"



MMMM MMMM BITCH!!

its the one that says bad ass **********er!

people on the mercedes forum try to swap in v8's i guess its been like 5years and they are still waiting for one to be finished....

so, you have this latent obsession for tutaunic appliances?

yes! no smog!

On the little calendar in work today it said "A closed mouth gathers no feet" which I thought was good - reminds me of this one: "If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"



Also: "If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation"



Mark

I came up with this one, while my brother was trying to hide the fact that he dealt drugs: You're never as smart as you think you are, and everyone else is never as dumb as you think they are.

MONEYS CAN BUY THE HEAD OF A NECK!1one!1