"Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself."

your still not funny, silly canadian boy

Procrastination: because hard work and determination pay off in the end, but lazyness pays off now.

perfection cannot be defined, because it defines itself, and in turn defines you

how now brown cow?

Don't worry guys.. He's just being funny.

if it was a aim convo, you would think it was funny

confucious say



Man who stand on toilet high on pot.



Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.



Man who run behind car get exhausted.



Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.



Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.



Man who put **** in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts.



Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.



Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.



Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick.



Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.



Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter



Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.



Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.



Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...



War do not determine who right, war determine who left.



Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok



Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.



Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.



Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.



Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.



He who farts in church sits in own pew.



He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.



He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.



Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.



Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.



He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw.



Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.



Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.



If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.



Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.



Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit.



Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff ****.



No difference between man and mouse - both end in *****.



Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

"if you can't duct-it.....****-it" !!!

Robx7: i dont even have aim

Robx7: so conversations arent funny

Robx7: got it?