not clever just my smart *** remarks



"That is about as much fun as an *** full of poison ivy.



"Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff."

 

@k3turbo



Mediocrity: it takes a lot less time, and most people wont notice the difference until its too late.



It may be your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.



Never take life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway.

 

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch, or a mile winnings winning.



Too soon junior



and



SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family

 

Work smarter, not harder.

 

 

You're a pretty fart smeller! (most people mistake it for smart feller, so you get an insult and a compliment rolled into one)

 

The best part of you rolled off your moms left *** cheek!

 

i ate the sandbox!

 

I dont flirt with disaster, I take it home and bend it over the couch.

 

Turn around and bend over I can't hear you clearly



Procrastinate...never mind I'll tell you later



Telepathy is never having to say. . .



This Door Is Alarmed - Who startled it?



Did you hear about the crazy nun who went around hitting indians with her head? Yeah Nun butt the brave.