true story...
03-28-2006, 09:33 PM
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So I bump into this friend of mine I hadn't seen in a while...
As the "hey good ta see ya, how ya been's" are winding down,
I can't help but focus on the two black eyes he is sporting..
Me: wow, what the hell happened to your face?
Him: Oh, the black eyes? I got them at church last sunday
Me: really? no kidding, at church? how?
Him: well, as we opened the hymn book and stood up to sing, I noticed that the woman in front of me had her Sunday dress stuck in the crack of her butt...
so I reaced over the bench and pulled it out for her...
and she spun around and socked me in the eye!
Me: Wow, no ****! Well how in the hell did you get the other black eye?
Him: I figured she must have wanted it there, so I put it back!
As the "hey good ta see ya, how ya been's" are winding down,
I can't help but focus on the two black eyes he is sporting..
Me: wow, what the hell happened to your face?
Him: Oh, the black eyes? I got them at church last sunday
Me: really? no kidding, at church? how?
Him: well, as we opened the hymn book and stood up to sing, I noticed that the woman in front of me had her Sunday dress stuck in the crack of her butt...
so I reaced over the bench and pulled it out for her...
and she spun around and socked me in the eye!
Me: Wow, no ****! Well how in the hell did you get the other black eye?
Him: I figured she must have wanted it there, so I put it back!
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