So I bump into this friend of mine I hadn't seen in a while...



As the "hey good ta see ya, how ya been's" are winding down,



I can't help but focus on the two black eyes he is sporting..



Me: wow, what the hell happened to your face?



Him: Oh, the black eyes? I got them at church last sunday



Me: really? no kidding, at church? how?



Him: well, as we opened the hymn book and stood up to sing, I noticed that the woman in front of me had her Sunday dress stuck in the crack of her butt...



so I reaced over the bench and pulled it out for her...



and she spun around and socked me in the eye!



Me: Wow, no ****! Well how in the hell did you get the other black eye?



Him: I figured she must have wanted it there, so I put it back!

hahaha. noice!

lol OWNED!

haha, she already told him twice!

haha, I get it!

brilliant!