defprun

[quote name='cdaleracer669' date='Apr 20 2005, 07:07 PM']in japan the toilets wash yur butt for you! u sit on it, and it sprays your butt til its clean


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They also say "I would be honoured to take your waste"

j9fd3s

[quote name='defprun' date='Apr 20 2005, 07:15 PM']They also say "I would be honoured to take your waste"


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thats what you said last night!

Baldy

[quote name='cymfc3s' date='Apr 20 2005, 05:42 PM']take craps at restaurants and work


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I'm WAAAY ahead of you.



[quote name='G2G' date='Apr 20 2005, 05:45 PM']Moss. It's like wiping your *** with a wet towel. Seriously if there were enough I'd wipe my *** with moss everyday.



- Hand


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If there were enough? Where do you live? It's everywhere here! Spanish moss, anyway. I ought to give it a shot, but people say chiggers/red bugs live in it.

boxrs4sale

in college, we used to steal the gigantic janitor type rolls of tp so we didn't have to buy it..

drftk1d

i'm rich enough that i can wipe my *** with 20 dollar bills.

UniqueTII

*** chiggers...that would suck.

Baldy

[quote name='UniqueTII' date='Apr 21 2005, 01:36 PM']*** chiggers...that would suck.


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Indeed. On a side note, that's a new awesome totally irrelevant insult to call someone, I'm going to start using they.



"LEARN TO DRIVE, YA DAMN *** CHIGGER!!!" yeah, I like that.

UniqueTII

Just don't say it around any black people. They might only hear the "igger" part.

defprun

[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Apr 20 2005, 08:52 PM']thats what you said last night!


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Brilliant!

G2G

What do you get when a chinese man and a .....





Nevermind, I like it here.



- Hand