Toilet Paper Prices Went Up Like Gas Prices

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04-20-2005, 05:42 PM

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cymfc3s

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take craps at restaurants and work

04-20-2005, 05:45 PM

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Moss. It's like wiping your *** with a wet towel. Seriously if there were enough I'd wipe my *** with moss everyday.

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04-20-2005, 05:45 PM

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[quote name='cymfc3s' date='Apr 20 2005, 03:42 PM']take craps at work

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Ppl do that too much now as it is, I think they are trying to **** themselves out of a job.

04-20-2005, 05:47 PM

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I still dont get how to use the 3 sea shells......

04-20-2005, 05:54 PM

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haha he doesnt know about the shells.

04-20-2005, 06:08 PM

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The tongue of a hooker does a fabulous job, and it feels good too!

04-20-2005, 06:12 PM

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[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Apr 20 2005, 06:08 PM']The tongue of a hooker does a fabulous job, and it feels good too!

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04-20-2005, 06:32 PM

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If I was in the toilet paper bussiness, I'd get rich. Even a slob uses toilet paper.

04-20-2005, 07:40 PM

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[quote name='89 Rag' date='Apr 20 2005, 01:37 PM']lol, water is still inexpensive, i'd just go outside and hose myself off, or you could always do what the native americans did and use corn cobs, i'm not really sure how that works, but that's what i've heard.

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it works fine, but they do taste funny afterwards