The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my
husband replies. I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a
beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and
with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my
husband replies. I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a
beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and
with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
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