Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my



husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically



telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a



suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a



piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."



Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in



front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this



take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my



husband replies. I stopped.



"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts



every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a



beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and



with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.



Stupid, stupid man.

 

rad.

 

agast.

 

RHEA-POAST!!!!





(but funny nonetheless)