Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Nov 19 2003, 10:33 AM

Guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a

friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize

him?"



"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment" So, the

midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or

female horse. "A female horth." said the midget. So the farmer shows him

aprized filly. "Nith lookin horth.



Can I thee her eyeth"? said the midget. So the farmer picks up the midget

and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, said the midget,

can I thee her earzth"?



So the farmer picks the little fella up again, and shows him the

horse's ears "Nith earzth, said the little guy, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he

picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.



"Nice mouf, can I see her ****"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher

grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the

horse's ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up,

sputtering and coughing.



"Perhapth I should rephrase that, can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Nov 19 2003, 12:51 PM

remeber back in the days of yore when you could dail a number and that phone would ring?

Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Nov 19 2003, 11:10 AM

I thought that was still the case...? How do we make phones ring if dialing numbers doesn't work?