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02-05-2004, 03:06 PM
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A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens
and 1 handsome **** he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was
missing. At the same time the priest heard rumours of ****-
fights being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided
to say something during Mass.
During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will
confess to sporting a handsome ****?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you
will confess to having seen a handsome ****?"
All the women stood up.
"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among
you will confess to having seen a **** that doesn't belong to
you?"
Half the women stood up.
"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question:
Has anybody seen mycock?"
All the choirboys stood up.
and 1 handsome **** he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was
missing. At the same time the priest heard rumours of ****-
fights being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided
to say something during Mass.
During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will
confess to sporting a handsome ****?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you
will confess to having seen a handsome ****?"
All the women stood up.
"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among
you will confess to having seen a **** that doesn't belong to
you?"
Half the women stood up.
"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question:
Has anybody seen mycock?"
All the choirboys stood up.
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