A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens

and 1 handsome **** he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.

One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was

missing. At the same time the priest heard rumours of ****-

fights being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided

to say something during Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will

confess to sporting a handsome ****?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you

will confess to having seen a handsome ****?"

All the women stood up.

"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among

you will confess to having seen a **** that doesn't belong to

you?"

Half the women stood up.

"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question:

Has anybody seen mycock?"

All the choirboys stood up.

Ha...rough.

has anyone seen MY ****?

Ha

thats a big ****!

ye olde joke