More than you can afford!, PAL

 

You'd be surprised I could pull some strings, come on how much?



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You still have not completed your first task young Jedi:

Retrieve the business card advertising "private parties" from my Neice the stripper at Platinum PLus.

 

LMAO, rad.

 

Give me a name, stage name, and description, and I will call my sources and have them investigate. So your wife and niece are in the same line of business eh?



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Then Blonde, bitchy attitude. Real Name Jessica, works days

 

Any identifying marks or tattoos. Do you know how many blonde strippers there are at Platinum? A lot!! Where is she from? Anything that might be able to narrow it down.



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Just walk in and start yelling '*****' at the top of your lungs. Then when the bouncer comes to throw you out ask him.

 

Oh ****!!!!!!! I just remembered. We made a new stripper friend over break who works at platinum, and one of my lesbian friends is hooking up with her, she'd probably be able to find out. Now to get in touch with the bulldogga.



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Description? And I'll give her a call when I get back:



Young man, there's no need to feel down.

I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.

I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy.



Young man, there's a place you can go.

I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time.



It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.



They have everything for you men to enjoy,

You can hang out with all the boys ...



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