How To Haggle High-dollar Hooker?
02-28-2005, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Feb 28 2005, 12:47 PM
You don't haggle a hooker, you pay her, then when she turns around you wack her over the head with a bat, drag her to your car, take yer money back and dump her in some alley, no one misses a hooker.
Yeah, but that seems so harsh. I'm a sensitive kinda guy. And I wouldn't want the neighbors seeing me carry an unconscious woman out of my house. Don't any of those girls offer frequent flyer miles or something? I can buy nine sandwiches at the local deli and get the tenth one free. Why can't I get a free lay the same way?
02-28-2005, 11:55 AM
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There's your first mistake, never take a hooker to your house, get a motel.
Second, if you're so sensitive why you trying to rip a hard working girl off, she's got kids and a deadbeat husband to support you insensitive bastard.
Second, if you're so sensitive why you trying to rip a hard working girl off, she's got kids and a deadbeat husband to support you insensitive bastard.
02-28-2005, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Feb 28 2005, 12:55 PM
There's your first mistake, never take a hooker to your house, get a motel.
Second, if you're so sensitive why you trying to rip a hard working girl off, she's got kids and a deadbeat husband to support you insensitive bastard.
Second, if you're so sensitive why you trying to rip a hard working girl off, she's got kids and a deadbeat husband to support you insensitive bastard.
Ooops! My bad.
02-28-2005, 12:26 PM
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Hook a vacuum cleaner to her ***, and tell her it don't come off until she lowers her price. Then while you walk out of the room with her ****, take a hundred bucks from her shoe, then walk back in and say, I'm just joking here you go. Then kick her out before she realizes you made the switch.
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02-28-2005, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Feb 28 2005, 01:33 PM
Cheaper than a wife!!
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02-28-2005, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by G2G' date='Feb 28 2005, 03:35 PM
Not unless you PIMP da wife out, then she be making you $$$$
