Yeah, but that seems so harsh. I'm a sensitive kinda guy. And I wouldn't want the neighbors seeing me carry an unconscious woman out of my house. Don't any of those girls offer frequent flyer miles or something? I can buy nine sandwiches at the local deli and get the tenth one free. Why can't I get a free lay the same way?

 

There's your first mistake, never take a hooker to your house, get a motel.



Second, if you're so sensitive why you trying to rip a hard working girl off, she's got kids and a deadbeat husband to support you insensitive bastard.

 

Ooops! My bad.

 

Hook a vacuum cleaner to her ***, and tell her it don't come off until she lowers her price. Then while you walk out of the room with her ****, take a hundred bucks from her shoe, then walk back in and say, I'm just joking here you go. Then kick her out before she realizes you made the switch.



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I prefer to think of them as companions

 

Cheaper than a wife!!



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Not unless you PIMP da wife out, then she be making you $$$$

 

and how much does it cost to rent Mrs. Banzai out for the night?



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Is this how to haggle a hooker or how to strangle a hooker?!