How To Haggle High-dollar Hooker?
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Okay, so I was throwin' da bone to this call girl, and I got her off (okay, she might have been faking, wtf do I care?), and she still wants her "regular fee." She said there was no AAA discount. How do I deal with this in the future? Why don't they teach this stuff in school?
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Here's what I do - I say, "Bitch, I ain't payin you no hundred dollars! I'll give you TEN, ho!"
Then she usually says something like, "**** you kracker! I'm worth twice what I charge you!"
Then I'm like, "Cynthia, you biatch! And I pimp-smack her."
****, that's the last time I ask a girl to marry me.
Then she usually says something like, "**** you kracker! I'm worth twice what I charge you!"
Then I'm like, "Cynthia, you biatch! And I pimp-smack her."
****, that's the last time I ask a girl to marry me.
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Originally Posted by Dramon_Killer' date='Feb 28 2005, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Feb 28 2005, 11:37 AM
Here's what I do - I say, "Bitch, I ain't payin you no hundred dollars! I'll give you TEN, ho!"
Then she usually says something like, "**** you kracker! I'm worth twice what I charge you!"
Then I'm like, "Dramon, you biatch! And I pimp-smack her."
Then she usually says something like, "**** you kracker! I'm worth twice what I charge you!"
Then I'm like, "Dramon, you biatch! And I pimp-smack her."
**** YOU!
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You don't haggle a hooker, you pay her, then when she turns around you wack her over the head with a bat, drag her to your car, take yer money back and dump her in some alley, no one misses a hooker.
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Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Feb 28 2005, 10:47 AM
You don't haggle a hooker, you pay her, then when she turns around you wack her over the head with a bat, drag her to your car, take yer money back and dump her in some alley, no one misses a hooker.