Okay, so I was throwin' da bone to this call girl, and I got her off (okay, she might have been faking, wtf do I care?), and she still wants her "regular fee." She said there was no AAA discount. How do I deal with this in the future? Why don't they teach this stuff in school?

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!@!

Here's what I do - I say, "Bitch, I ain't payin you no hundred dollars! I'll give you TEN, ho!"

Then she usually says something like, "**** you kracker! I'm worth twice what I charge you!"

Then I'm like, "Cynthia, you biatch! And I pimp-smack her."

****, that's the last time I ask a girl to marry me.

**** YOU!

Just keep your pimp hand strong playa and you wont have no problems wit yo hos...

Even better, I've got VIDEO! Although I used a fairly high compression algorithm in order to conserve bandwidth.

LOL!

You don't haggle a hooker, you pay her, then when she turns around you wack her over the head with a bat, drag her to your car, take yer money back and dump her in some alley, no one misses a hooker.

Oh, hooker!! I thought he meant girlfriend.