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Okay, so I was throwin' da bone to this call girl, and I got her off (okay, she might have been faking, wtf do I care?), and she still wants her "regular fee." She said there was no AAA discount. How do I deal with this in the future? Why don't they teach this stuff in school?
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Here's what I do - I say, "Bitch, I ain't payin you no hundred dollars! I'll give you TEN, ho!"
Then she usually says something like, "**** you kracker! I'm worth twice what I charge you!" Then I'm like, "Cynthia, you biatch! And I pimp-smack her." ****, that's the last time I ask a girl to marry me. |
Originally Posted by Dramon_Killer' date='Feb 28 2005, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Feb 28 2005, 11:37 AM
Here's what I do - I say, "Bitch, I ain't payin you no hundred dollars! I'll give you TEN, ho!"
Then she usually says something like, "**** you kracker! I'm worth twice what I charge you!" Then I'm like, "Dramon, you biatch! And I pimp-smack her." **** YOU! |
Just keep your pimp hand strong playa and you wont have no problems wit yo hos...
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Even better, I've got VIDEO! Although I used a fairly high compression algorithm in order to conserve bandwidth.
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LOL!
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You don't haggle a hooker, you pay her, then when she turns around you wack her over the head with a bat, drag her to your car, take yer money back and dump her in some alley, no one misses a hooker.
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Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Feb 28 2005, 10:47 AM
You don't haggle a hooker, you pay her, then when she turns around you wack her over the head with a bat, drag her to your car, take yer money back and dump her in some alley, no one misses a hooker.
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Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Feb 28 2005, 12:47 PM
You don't haggle a hooker, you pay her, then when she turns around you wack her over the head with a bat, drag her to your car, take yer money back and dump her in some alley, no one misses a hooker.
Yeah, but that seems so harsh. I'm a sensitive kinda guy. And I wouldn't want the neighbors seeing me carry an unconscious woman out of my house. Don't any of those girls offer frequent flyer miles or something? I can buy nine sandwiches at the local deli and get the tenth one free. Why can't I get a free lay the same way? |
There's your first mistake, never take a hooker to your house, get a motel.
Second, if you're so sensitive why you trying to rip a hard working girl off, she's got kids and a deadbeat husband to support you insensitive bastard. |
Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Feb 28 2005, 12:55 PM
There's your first mistake, never take a hooker to your house, get a motel.
Second, if you're so sensitive why you trying to rip a hard working girl off, she's got kids and a deadbeat husband to support you insensitive bastard. Ooops! My bad. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif |
Hook a vacuum cleaner to her ass, and tell her it don't come off until she lowers her price. Then while you walk out of the room with her ****, take a hundred bucks from her shoe, then walk back in and say, I'm just joking here you go. Then kick her out before she realizes you made the switch.
- Hand |
I prefer to think of them as companions
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Feb 28 2005, 01:33 PM
Cheaper than a wife!! - Hand |
Originally Posted by G2G' date='Feb 28 2005, 03:35 PM
Not unless you PIMP da wife out, then she be making you $$$$ |
and how much does it cost to rent Mrs. Banzai out for the night?
- Hand |
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Is this how to haggle a hooker or how to strangle a hooker?! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif
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Originally Posted by G2G' date='Feb 28 2005, 04:17 PM
More than you can afford!, PAL |
You'd be surprised I could pull some strings, come on how much?
- Hand |
Originally Posted by G2G' date='Feb 28 2005, 06:32 PM
You still have not completed your first task young Jedi: Retrieve the business card advertising "private parties" from my Neice the stripper at Platinum PLus. |
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Feb 28 2005, 04:37 PM
You still have not completed your first task young Jedi:
Retrieve the business card advertising "private parties" from my Neice the stripper at Platinum PLus. |
Give me a name, stage name, and description, and I will call my sources and have them investigate. So your wife and niece are in the same line of business eh?
- Hand |
Originally Posted by G2G' date='Feb 28 2005, 06:40 PM
Give me a name, stage name, and description, and I will call my sources and have them investigate. So your wife and niece are in the same line of business eh?
- Hand Then Blonde, bitchy attitude. Real Name Jessica, works days |
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Feb 28 2005, 06:43 PM
Any identifying marks or tattoos. Do you know how many blonde strippers there are at Platinum? A lot!! Where is she from? Anything that might be able to narrow it down. - Hand |
Just walk in and start yelling 'BOOBS' at the top of your lungs. Then when the bouncer comes to throw you out ask him.
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Oh ****!!!!!!! I just remembered. We made a new stripper friend over break who works at platinum, and one of my lesbian friends is hooking up with her, she'd probably be able to find out. Now to get in touch with the bulldogga.
- Hand |
Description? And I'll give her a call when I get back:
Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy. Young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time. It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ... - Hand |
From Summerville, Just moved back from Texas.
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Waiting for my connection to get off work, then we'll discuss the situation and see what he can do.
- Hand |
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