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Old Jan 31, 2004 | 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by teknics' date='Jan 31 2004, 01:06 AM
im looking into police harassment charges or something, but that requires searching or paying my lawyer more money, neither of which i feel the need to do.



kevin.
so you want to file harassment charges because you were

given tickets for no inspection, no seat belts, and no front plate?
Old Jan 31, 2004 | 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Jan 31 2004, 05:20 PM
so you want to file harassment charges because you were

given tickets for no inspection, no seat belts, and no front plate?
Well when it is the same cop multiple times, all occuring during the same situation (same road, same timeframe, same "im just leaving my house" situation) it sorta fits harassment.



but like i said, im too lazy to even bother. like they say, you cant fight city hall.
Old Jan 31, 2004 | 04:44 PM
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they did in rocks modern life



but you can still get written up for zip tieing the lisence to the front because its not firmly attached...but yoru not in cali so i dont know about the laws there.
Old Jan 31, 2004 | 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by teknics' date='Jan 31 2004, 02:27 PM
express how the cop came out of nowhere and had no cause to pull you over....because as soon as he came up to you he made an "assumption". cops arent allowed to "assume" something is wrong, they have to know it is then they have cause



"oh i assumed that guy had a gun, so i shot him before he could harm anyone first"
the cop didnt assume anything hel say he pulled kevin over for no front plate. even if he really didnt, its a perfectly legitimate claim on the officers behalf and i dont realy see how u could sue this guy....





ur gonna have to do his wife kevin, good luck not getting caught in the act
Old Jan 31, 2004 | 04:55 PM
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I just want to get rid of all these tickets and get out of court already to be honest.



I have court monday for inspection, then on 2/19 i have court for:

Careless Driving

Driving with a CDS

Distribution and possession (thankfully brought out of the supreme court, otherwise id be fucked)



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Old Jan 31, 2004 | 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by teknics' date='Jan 31 2004, 12:05 PM
im sorry repu but that comment was out of line and id like you to refrain from using such immaturity in my posts and all future posts, it isn't appropriate in this or any other topic except one describing the situation in which you described.



I go to court monday for the 5th ticket, i'm going to wear my shirt i got from SCC it says "Sorry officer" with a hot chick sticking her *** out in between those two words.



judge cant levy a heavier fine then stated on the ticket so it doesnt matter what he thinks of my attire.



kevin.
ok.. Sorry..



**** his Daughter then.. unless she is underage..
Old Jan 31, 2004 | 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Jan 31 2004, 06:06 PM
ok.. Sorry..



**** his Daughter then.. unless she is underage..
I once again am offended by such vulgarity, you're about to be reported please refrain from using such vulgar and rude words and phrases.



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Old Jan 31, 2004 | 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by teknics' date='Jan 31 2004, 02:55 PM
Distribution and possession (thankfully brought out of the supreme court, otherwise id be fucked)
What!? Possession and distribution of? You didn't strike me as a doper... Whats your poison?
Old Feb 1, 2004 | 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by teknics' date='Jan 31 2004, 03:15 PM
I once again am offended by such vulgarity, you're about to be reported please refrain from using such vulgar and rude words and phrases.



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i quote my history teacher, you have no right not to be offended.
Old Feb 1, 2004 | 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by TheAntiChrice' date='Feb 1 2004, 12:34 AM
What!? Possession and distribution of? You didn't strike me as a doper... Whats your poison?
You obviously dont know me or my history then.



This time I'm charged with possession and intent to distribute ecstasy, just some yellow supermans, but its been reduced to a municipal level so I should walk my way out of it.



if you think those charges are shocking then i dont even wanna mention why im on probation, lmao.



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