Funniest Cop Evar!
02-03-2004, 04:34 PM
#72
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Location: Central KY
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Kevin,
Can you be in court before the tickets are due? If you can contest the **** out of it just on the basis of the quantity of tickets and the timing. If you are cool in court you can get away with only paying one of those. If you pay the tickets it is the same as pleading "nolo contendre" (sp) or no contest. Fight this man!
I used to worked for the Kentucky State Police as a fingerprint analyst and I hate small town **** loving cops. We would get called to cold crime scenes and these local cockless wanders are still walking around with their egos and their adrenaline rushes. If they were ******** we would slam them in our crime scene investigation reports for not maintaining crime scene integrity, traipsing through evidence, not maintaing perimeter etc... The best time ever was when I got to fingerprint this cop that was being a dick on scene. He had no gloves so I broke out an ink pad and told him that I needed to print him. He swelled up on me and asked why. So I said "Because you are not wearing your latex Sergeant ******** and you just handled 2 pieces of evidence. I need to print you for elimination prints." Real loud in front of all his comrades
^^Sorry about the highjack but I hate small town cops that don't know their role in the judicial food chain^^
...it looks like you have already been to court.... oops too late
Can you be in court before the tickets are due? If you can contest the **** out of it just on the basis of the quantity of tickets and the timing. If you are cool in court you can get away with only paying one of those. If you pay the tickets it is the same as pleading "nolo contendre" (sp) or no contest. Fight this man!
I used to worked for the Kentucky State Police as a fingerprint analyst and I hate small town **** loving cops. We would get called to cold crime scenes and these local cockless wanders are still walking around with their egos and their adrenaline rushes. If they were ******** we would slam them in our crime scene investigation reports for not maintaining crime scene integrity, traipsing through evidence, not maintaing perimeter etc... The best time ever was when I got to fingerprint this cop that was being a dick on scene. He had no gloves so I broke out an ink pad and told him that I needed to print him. He swelled up on me and asked why. So I said "Because you are not wearing your latex Sergeant ******** and you just handled 2 pieces of evidence. I need to print you for elimination prints." Real loud in front of all his comrades
^^Sorry about the highjack but I hate small town cops that don't know their role in the judicial food chain^^
...it looks like you have already been to court.... oops too late
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