Funniest Cop Evar!
01-31-2004, 12:06 AM
#1
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Wayne, NJ
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ok so as some of you who know me may have heard i received 5 inspection tickets.........in a 7 day span.
yes 5 out of 7 days i took my car out i receievd an identical ticket.
now you may say "unlikely but possible coincidence"
ok now throw in the fact they all occured in a 2-3 mile radius from my house right after i left my driveway basically.
well i fixed that, got inspected etc.
today i leave my house, approach the edge of that 2-3 mile radius and what do i hear? *woot woot, woooooooooo* in my head im like "what the **** did i do now", here comes the good part where i literally LAUGHED AT THE COP.
Cop wanders up to my car acting badass, i nrecognize him quickly, he's given me 2 inspection tickets on this exact stretch of road, but that was before i passed inspection.
He starts the conversation off on a bad foot by NOT looking at my windshield "Well well, out on the road again, you know im going to have to write another inspection ticket" I tried to butt in to save him but he continued "Maybe if you took the time to fix your car instead of modify it you'd avoid these little problems and MAYBE youd pass inspection" (said it in the snottiest, piece of **** voice ever). at this point i laughed, not a chuckle or a little giggle, a direct-straight-in-your-face hope-i-got-spit-on-you omg-i-think-im-getting-a-hemmorhoid ball busting laugh. Proceeded to then point at my sticker and then threw out the question "So, what exactly was i getting a ticket for?"
i then received a ticket for my license plate being in my windshield, but it was worth it, and yes if i wasnt a dick i wouldnt have gotten any ticket at all, but these ******* cost me $126 x 5 (and now another $44) so to me they deserved it.
im looking into police harassment charges or something, but that requires searching or paying my lawyer more money, neither of which i feel the need to do.
kevin.
yes 5 out of 7 days i took my car out i receievd an identical ticket.
now you may say "unlikely but possible coincidence"
ok now throw in the fact they all occured in a 2-3 mile radius from my house right after i left my driveway basically.
well i fixed that, got inspected etc.
today i leave my house, approach the edge of that 2-3 mile radius and what do i hear? *woot woot, woooooooooo* in my head im like "what the **** did i do now", here comes the good part where i literally LAUGHED AT THE COP.
Cop wanders up to my car acting badass, i nrecognize him quickly, he's given me 2 inspection tickets on this exact stretch of road, but that was before i passed inspection.
He starts the conversation off on a bad foot by NOT looking at my windshield "Well well, out on the road again, you know im going to have to write another inspection ticket" I tried to butt in to save him but he continued "Maybe if you took the time to fix your car instead of modify it you'd avoid these little problems and MAYBE youd pass inspection" (said it in the snottiest, piece of **** voice ever). at this point i laughed, not a chuckle or a little giggle, a direct-straight-in-your-face hope-i-got-spit-on-you omg-i-think-im-getting-a-hemmorhoid ball busting laugh. Proceeded to then point at my sticker and then threw out the question "So, what exactly was i getting a ticket for?"
i then received a ticket for my license plate being in my windshield, but it was worth it, and yes if i wasnt a dick i wouldnt have gotten any ticket at all, but these ******* cost me $126 x 5 (and now another $44) so to me they deserved it.
im looking into police harassment charges or something, but that requires searching or paying my lawyer more money, neither of which i feel the need to do.
kevin.
01-31-2004, 07:22 AM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Dover DE
Posts: 989
Honestly I would have let the cop write the ticket for the inspection first, let him waste his time getting it all written out, i would have signed for the ticket and taken it to court, hoping the cop showed up. I would have driven to the nearest Notary public and had them verify that the sticker was installed and had the correct numbers matching etc. I would then have taken all the inspection paperwork, and the ticket into the courtroom and had it thrown out. By laughing in the cops face only you got to see the embarassment he had. If you had done it in court his peers and the "people" would have all seen it. On top of that I would have asked the court to look into harassment charges for all the tickets, how is the cop supposed to know if you were driving it to the inspection station or not?