teknics

please refrain from the vulgar use of the term "dick", it is insulting to everyone named richard.



kevin.

TheAntiChrice

because unfortunately pads of citations aren't standard civilian issue.. if it were the case I'd write cops tickets all day for the stupid **** they do driving around in Dallas... But yah.. Cops are ****** in general.. good to see you got some sort of revenge against the law

teknics

In planning of receiving another license plate ticket...........ive tiewrapped it to my bumper.



BAM i wait for him to pull me over.



kevin.



for those offended by the term BAM, it is an expression to receive attention and in no way related to the sound of a gun upon releasing the bullet, slug, or any other projectile out of the chamber or barrel.



disclaimed kevin.

TheAntiChrice

Thought you were emeril lagasee(?) Maybe like BAM and you throw seasonings in his eyes?

teknics

That indeed is a common misconception with such word usage.



kevin.

TheAntiChrice

indeed... Ever had a cop give you a ticket for something that wasn't there like a stop sign or at least try to?

teknics

I was told i ran two stop signs in a row, while driving on a road ive driven on everyday for the past 2 years, a road i take specifically due to its lack of stop signs and/or lights.



I proceeded to make a deal with the cop, i will write my name on the tickets in front of his face and plead guilty by doing so if he can take me to the road i was on and show me the signs.



he agreed and put me in his car, drove me to the street and hung his head in shame upon discovery that there were, indeed, no stop signs.



he turned out to be cool tho, but i was still angered.



kevin.

ColinRX7

You gotta be joking me.



I thought cops were bad in my area. Geez.

teknics

this was during my "less then legal" phase of my life, my town is very much aware of who I am and who i was, they felt the need to constantly keep watch on me and at every opportunity pull me over.



there's a reason i hold the record for most seatbelt tickets given to a driver who ALWAYS wears their seatbelt.



kevin.

rmaiersg

In regards to zip tying your plate to the front bumper... My dad's friend had a first ggen and he ziptied the liscence plate to the front and when ever he went like 40-50 mph it would blow up and out of view. So one day he got pulled over for not having a front liscence plate and he was like "i swear i have a front liscence plate." So he gets out and they check it out and sure enough there it is. She had a crazy look on her face after that.