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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 12:11 PM
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Subject: Facts of Life

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> WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

>

> A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to

> walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?

>

> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,

> son. Men use them to have safe sex."

>

> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in

> health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a

> package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

>

> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE

> for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

>

> "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these

> for?"

>

> "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for

> Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

>

> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a

> 12 pack.

>

> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for

> married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 12:14 PM
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I lol'd!!!!
Old Feb 15, 2006 | 12:14 PM
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ha ha, i dont get it.
Old Feb 15, 2006 | 12:24 PM
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me neither
Old Feb 15, 2006 | 10:42 PM
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Heard it before but it still f-ing hilarious.
Old Feb 16, 2006 | 12:27 PM
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hahahaha!
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