Facts of Life
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> WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
>
> A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
> walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
>
> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
> son. Men use them to have safe sex."
>
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
> health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a
> package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
>
> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE
> for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
>
> "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
> for?"
>
> "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
> Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
>
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
> 12 pack.
>
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
> married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
>
>
>
> WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
>
> A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
> walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
>
> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
> son. Men use them to have safe sex."
>
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
> health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a
> package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
>
> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE
> for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
>
> "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
> for?"
>
> "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
> Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
>
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
> 12 pack.
>
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
> married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
>
>
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