NoPistons -Mazda Rx7 & Rx8 Rotary Forum

Subject: Facts of Life

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> WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

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> A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to

> walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?

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> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,

> son. Men use them to have safe sex."

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> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in

> health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a

> package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

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> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE

> for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

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> "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these

> for?"

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> "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for

> Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

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> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a

> 12 pack.

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> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for

> married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

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