**** man, I got attacked by a gang of 6 year olds with switch blades while I was walking around Istanbul.



****, Istanbul is supposed to be the "nicer" and more liberal area...

After spending a couple weeks in that area and in muslim countries I have never been more gung ho about killing middle easterners. Im a bit bias, sure, but atleast Ive been there and Im giving first hand knowledge instead of the seudo bohemian coffee shop revolutionaries that seem to know everything without stepping foot outside their city.



Indians however are my exception, they are super nice ... but they also arent muslim.



Either way this is taking a far too serious turn, so to get things back on track ...



There is a train in switzerland called the "chocolate express" ... you figure he took a ride on that one too?

 

the quicker pooper