Little bastards are making a mockery of my attic. Tearing up the insulation, moving it around, and generally making a lot of noise doing it. Went up there tonight and found one dead one, and a live one that stared at me for a minute before hiding.

 

ever have one scream and hiss at you?

 

Do they fall for rat traps? I know they can be pretty clever.

 

borrow a cat

 

Toss a ******* bug bomb up there, let them suck on that **** for a while.

 

hire the french pirate catchers!



plan B, fire up the rotary...

 

Waiting to see one in the yard, Ive got my .22 rifle loaded up with subsonics(sounds like a pellet gun). Still cant really see where theyre coming into the attic though, all of the roof vents are still secure, and no obvious holes anywhere around the house.

 

lol, you sealed them inside the house 5 generations ago!

 

You ever think that maybe the squirrels are saying the same thing about you and are plotting to rid their basement of you first chance they get?

 

I say bring it on, Im willing to bet Im better armed