damn squirrels
10-15-2009, 03:46 PM
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I do not claim to be an expert on either monkeys or poo, but I can tell you that I saw gorillas throw poo at the Cincinnati Zoo. Well, actually, the monkeys were IN the zoo, and they were throwing poo at the zoo patrons. I think someone at the front office should give those gorillas a good talking to. That's no way to treat paying customers.
10-15-2009, 06:47 PM
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Actually they don't need primates to use Gorilla tactics, they just need to sort through his hair for bugs to eat, throw **** at him and pound their chest for it to be Gorilla tactics. Unfortunately none of those will be all that effective in running Tyson off, you throw **** at Tyson he just throws his own back, no clear winner there.
I don't throw le poo, I have people for that.
10-19-2009, 08:30 AM
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Wife was helping get ready for a baby shower this past weekend. She said a squirrel fell from a tree, writhed and died. The same thing happened a short while later. They were worried about more dead squirrels falling from the tree during the baby shower. Turns out (so they figured, anyway) the squirrels had gotten in the rat poison in the shed nearby.
10-19-2009, 10:15 AM
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Wife was helping get ready for a baby shower this past weekend. She said a squirrel fell from a tree, writhed and died. The same thing happened a short while later. They were worried about more dead squirrels falling from the tree during the baby shower. Turns out (so they figured, anyway) the squirrels had gotten in the rat poison in the shed nearby.
Basically Tyson he's saying poison is the way to go. I say you go simpsons style, you get snakes to eat the squirrels, mongooses to eat the snakes, coyote's to eat the mongoose, bears to eat the coyote's, before you know it you'll have a couple of friendly bears living in your attic!
10-19-2009, 12:18 PM
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Basically Tyson he's saying poison is the way to go. I say you go simpsons style, you get snakes to eat the squirrels, mongooses to eat the snakes, coyote's to eat the mongoose, bears to eat the coyote's, before you know it you'll have a couple of friendly bears living in your attic!
10-19-2009, 01:37 PM
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